My Troubled Alien

in hive-150943 •  3 days ago 

My Troubled Alien had a rubber johnny to insert somewhere. It was considered to be a peculiar operation, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who feels that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny is the thing that was chosen.

My Troubled Alien carried a rubber johnny that they would occasionally demolish. This is certainly a fairly bizarre proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who thought it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny being the thing selected.

My Troubled Alien desperately searched for a bottle of wine that they liked to cuddle. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre thought, to some, but not to the Alien, who considered that it was in fact, wonderous. A bottle of wine is the thing that was chosen.

My Troubled Alien wanted a bag of flour to rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly weird activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour having that done to it

My Troubled Alien desperately looked for a stretchman that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It should have been a strange action, to my mum, but not to the Alien, who assumed that this idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a stretchman was the item that was selected.

My Troubled Alien found a crown that they would sleep with. This seems a fairly new undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who had decided that this idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a crown is the thing to select.

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