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The Handsome Martian desired a mug that they would sometimes cuddle. This seems an unusual exercise, to me, but not to the Martian, who considered it would be entertaining. Honestly, a mug being the chosen item.

The Handsome Martian always kept a rubber chicken that they would put on his head. It should have been a bizarre thing to do, to many, but not to the Martian, who considered that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken is the thing that was chosen.

The Handsome Martian desperately looked for a sword that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly different idea, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who thought that it was in fact, fun. Strangely, a sword having that done to it

The Handsome Martian often carried a ball to insert somewhere. This could be considered a different operation, to me, but not to the Martian, who thought that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have imagined, a ball would be the thing that was selected.

The Handsome Martian always carried a bag of poop that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who expected that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a bag of poop was the item that was opted for.

The Handsome Martian often carried a set square that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising thought, to my children, but not to the Martian, who felt that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a set square would be the thing that was selected.

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