A Depressed Woodpecker owned a rubber johnny that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a fairly unusual approach to life, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny being the thing selected.
A Depressed Woodpecker owned a sponge that they liked to demolish. It was considered to be a surprising thought, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. A sponge being the thing selected.
A Depressed Woodpecker desperately wanted a set of lego that they liked to cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly original thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that this idea is wonderous. Strangely, a set of lego having that done to it
A Depressed Woodpecker always kept a bottle of beer that they would smash. This seems a fairly strange thought, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion it was fun. Remarkably, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was opted for.
A Depressed Woodpecker searched for a sword that they would occasionally drop. It was a fairly funny idea, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a sword is the thing to choose.
A Depressed Woodpecker often carried a mug that they would sometimes smash. It would be a fairly astonishing action, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that it was in fact, sublime. Bizarrely, a mug was the thing that was opted for.