Greetings friends!
How I started smoking and drinking.
It started with one advise of my girlfriend. She told me that people who smoke and drink are slowly going to death.
I had no urgency to go fast towards death. So, I started smoking and drinking. Now, I am damn sure that I have increased my lifespan.
My girlfriend is wise. She has given me a great advise. I am going to get her something of gold.
What do you think?