Some humorous and witty quotes to start your week. They are funny, and at the same time, there is some truth in them. Keep a collection of the ones you like and go impress your friends with your wit and humour. You will find yourself very popular because we all like a witty person with a sense of humour.
May your days be filled with laughter.
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What is sauce for the goose may be sauce for the gander but is not necessarily sauce for the chicken, the duck, the turkey or the guinea hen. - Alice B. Toklas
The hungry judges soon the sentence sign, and wretches hang that jurymen may dine. - Alexander Pope
Some people change their ways when they see the light; others when they feel the heat. - Caroline Schroeder
A smile is a powerful weapon; you can even break ice with it. - Unknown
Rather upsets a man's day, a funeral does. - James Joyce
An artful or false woman shall set thy pillow with thorns. - Martin Farquhar Tupper
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Jon Hammond
As idle as a painted ship upon a painted ocean. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Before you try to keep up with the Joneses, be sure they’re not trying to keep up with you. - Erma Bombeck
Some things you have to do every day. Eating seven apples on Saturday night instead of one a day just isn’t going to get the job done. - Jim Rohn
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All quotes taken from 👉Here - my very own collection.
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