A quip is a witty remark.
Here are some humorous quips to help bring on a smile, or better still, a chuckle. Some of them are hilarious, some of them are funny but they also contain quite a bit of truth. Remember the ones you like, and help to spread the laughter. People who spread joy and laughter are usually well-liked, and welcomed wherever they go.
May your days be filled with laughter.
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Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established. - George Carlin
I meditate. I burn candles. I drink green tea. And I still want to smack some people. - Unknown
Red meat is not bad for you. Now blue-green meat, that’s bad for you! - Tommy Smothers
Everybody pities the weak; jealousy you have to earn. - Arnold Schwarzenegger
I’m trying to read a book on how to relax, but I keep falling asleep. - Jim Loy
Never wear your best trousers when you go out to fight for freedom and truth. - Henrik Ibsen
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely. - Ogden Nash
I get lost inside my mind. - Unknown
Anyone who says an onion is the only food that makes you cry has clearly never been hit in the head with a coconut. - Unknown
Love is a very difficult – occupation. You got to work at it, man. It ain't a thing every Tom, Dick and Harry has got a true aptitude for. - Tennessee Williams
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