Quips

in hive-159906 •  5 months ago 

Life would be dull, and gloomy if people do not have a sense of humour. It is through humour, and laughter, that we soften some of life’s demand on us. And once we can find laughter, no matter how painful the situation might be, we can survive it.

Cultivate, and develop your sense of humour because it is when things are not going well that you need your humour the most. Life is short. Laugh, and have fun when you can.

I hope the following quips put a smile on your face. May your days be filled with laughter.

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He who is in love with himself has at least this advantage – he won’t encounter many rivals. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts … for support rather than illumination. - Andrew Lang

I know I’m drinking myself to a slow death, but then I’m in no hurry. - Robert Benchley

Changing husbands is only changing troubles. - Kathleen Norris

I love asking kids what they want to be when they grow up because I’m still looking for ideas. - Unknown

Cheer up! The worst is yet to come! - Philander Johnson

He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke. - Terry Cohen

Being in your own business is working eighty hours a week so that you can avoid working forty hours a week for someone else. - Ramona E. F. Arnett

Born again?! No, I’m not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time. - Woody Allen

I am not sure if life is passing me by or trying to run me over. - Unknown

Some men are so eager for success that they are even willing to work for it. - Evan Esar

The freelance writer is a man who is paid per piece or per word or perhaps. - Robert Benchley

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"😊 Oh my, this post is a breath of fresh air! 🌞 The importance of humor in life cannot be overstated, and I loved how you tied it all together with these hilarious quotes! 🤣 He who laughs last... indeed! 😂 Thanks for the laugh and the inspiration to cultivate my own sense of humor. 💕 May your days be filled with laughter too! 🎉 By the way, have you read any of these quotes before? Which one made you LOL the most? 🤔 And don't forget to check out @xpilar's witness page (https://steemitwallet.com/~witnesses) and vote for them - they're working hard to make Steem an amazing platform! 💯"