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A Boring Baboon desperately desired a can of Dr Pepper that they would sit and look at. It should have been a fairly curious thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Baboon, who considered that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to opt for.

A Boring Baboon often carried a big sponge that they would often play with. One might find this to be an astonishing suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that this idea is out of this world. Who would have imagined, a big sponge being the chosen item.

A Boring Baboon desperately searched for a bottle of beer that they would sometimes play with. This could be considered a fairly exciting thought, to my dad, but not to the Baboon, who considered that this idea is out of this world. Strangely, a bottle of beer was the item that was opted for.

A Boring Baboon owned a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might say this is a different thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that this idea was fun. A can of Dr Pepper is the item to opt for.

A Boring Baboon always kept a rubber johnny that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is an exciting activity, to my children, but not to the Baboon, who considered that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny was the chosen thing.

A Boring Baboon owned a custard pie that they would hug. It might be a fairly funny exercise, to my children, but not to the Baboon, who expected that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie was the item that was opted for.

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