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The Grumpy Alien owned a radiator that they would sometimes share. It was considered to be a fairly original action, to you, but not to the Alien, who thinks that this idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a radiator would be the thing that was chosen.

The Grumpy Alien desperately looked for a stapler that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It would be a fairly strange thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Alien, who expected that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a stapler was the item that was opted for.

The Grumpy Alien often carried a cheese grater to put on his head. One might say this is a fairly different exercise, to my children, but not to the Alien, who felt it was sublime. Bizarrely, a cheese grater is the item that was chosen.

The Grumpy Alien desperately desired a rubber johnny to hug. This is certainly a fairly different thought, to most, but not to the Alien, who thought it would be amazing. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny is the item to choose.

The Grumpy Alien desired a sack of potatoes to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. A sack of potatoes being the thing selected.

The Grumpy Alien always kept a computer that they would often share. It was considered to be a fairly original activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who had decided that it was in fact, fun. Remarkably, a computer would be the item that was opted for.

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