His Troubled AntelopesteemCreated with Sketch.

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His Troubled Antelope desperately desired a pencil sharpener that they liked to throw. This is certainly a weird and wonderful approach to life, to most, but not to the Antelope, who feels it would be the most awesome idea. A pencil sharpener is the item to opt for.

His Troubled Antelope desperately wanted a mug to hug. It was considered to be a fairly unusual operation, to my grandma, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a mug is the item to select.

His Troubled Antelope desperately desired a little monkey that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary action, to many, but not to the Antelope, who thought that it was in fact, simply life. Honestly, a little monkey would be the thing that was selected.

His Troubled Antelope wanted a rubber chicken that they would sometimes cuddle. It should have been a fairly strange idea, to you, but not to the Antelope, who expected that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken of all things.

His Troubled Antelope wanted a pint of beer to put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar exercise, to you and me, but not to the Antelope, who thought it was magnificent. Honestly, a pint of beer was the item that was chosen.

His Troubled Antelope desired a bat that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It might be a weird suggestion, to my children, but not to the Antelope, who considered it was fun. Who would have imagined, a bat being the chosen item.

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