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A Eccentric Lunatic desperately desired a rubber chicken that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This could be considered a curious proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was chosen.

A Eccentric Lunatic carried a big sponge that they would occasionally smash. It might be an exciting idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge was the thing that was chosen.

A Eccentric Lunatic craved for a rubber johnny to sleep with. It should have been a peculiar action, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a rubber johnny being the thing opted for.

A Eccentric Lunatic had a pen that they would occasionally sleep with. It is a somewhat surprising undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who expected it was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a pen is the item to choose.

A Eccentric Lunatic desperately desired a mug that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly exciting activity, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a mug is the item to choose.

A Eccentric Lunatic desperately needed a helmet that they would often rub on his belly. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar activity, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who expected it was spectacular. Bizarrely, a helmet would be the item that was chosen.

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