My Angry Jerk searched for a sack of potatoes that they liked to play with. It should have been a fairly surprising thing to do, to most, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was chosen.
My Angry Jerk always kept a bottle of beer that they would occasionally share. This might appear to be a bizarre suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer being the thing selected.
My Angry Jerk found a bottle of wine that they sometimes smash. It would be a fairly strange exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who thought it was stunning. Remarkably, a bottle of wine being the thing opted for.
My Angry Jerk desperately searched for a mug to drop. It would have been a fairly bizarre thought, to most, but not to the Jerk, who considered that it was in fact, epic. Bizarrely, a mug is the thing to select.
My Angry Jerk searched for a custard pie that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly unusual undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a custard pie being the thing selected.
My Angry Jerk needed a can of coke that they would sometimes play with. One might consider this to be a fairly funny proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a can of coke being the chosen thing.