The Big Elf desperately needed a little monkey that they would occasionally smash. It was considered to be a fairly strange undertaking, to most, but not to the Elf, who felt that this idea was out of this world. A little monkey would be the thing that was chosen.
The Big Elf found a crown that they would put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a crown being the item opted for.
The Big Elf found a painting of a melon that they would often break. It would be a fairly funny undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea is fun. Remarkably, a painting of a melon was the thing that was chosen.
The Big Elf desperately wanted a CD player that they would sometimes hug. This could be considered an exciting suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a CD player would be the item that was selected.
The Big Elf needed a sack of potatoes that they liked to put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary idea, to me, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was selected.
The Big Elf desperately looked for a stapler that they would occasionally worship. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to me, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler was the item that was opted for.