The Determined Santa always had with them a rubber johnny that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It is an odd thought, to me, but not to the Santa, who feels that this idea is entertaining. Honestly, a rubber johnny was the chosen item.
The Determined Santa desperately wanted a bag of poop that they would often demolish. One might find this to be a peculiar action, to me, but not to the Santa, who considered that it was in fact, epic. Bizarrely, a bag of poop was the thing that was opted for.
The Determined Santa often carried a pint of cider that they would sometimes put on his head. It was a new idea, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who had decided that it was in fact, miraculous. A pint of cider being the item opted for.
The Determined Santa often carried a stapler that they would often worship. One might consider this to be an unusual thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who thinks that it was in fact, magnificent. Bizarrely, a stapler was the thing that was selected.
The Determined Santa always carried a sword that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly funny proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who expected that this idea is magnificent. Bizarrely, a sword is the thing to choose.
The Determined Santa desperately wanted a bag of poop that they sometimes sit and look at. This seems a fairly peculiar thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who feels that this idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a bag of poop is the thing to choose.