The Confused Jerk found a custard pie that they would often put down their trousers. This is certainly a different suggestion, to some, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it was wonderful. Bizarrely, a custard pie is the thing to opt for.
The Confused Jerk carried a melon to rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly weird thing to do, to you, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a melon was the chosen item.
The Confused Jerk desperately wanted a set square that they would play with. It was considered to be a strange operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who considered it was awe-inspring. Honestly, a set square being the thing selected.
The Confused Jerk needed a CD player that they liked to put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a fairly curious proposal, to many, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player being the chosen thing.
The Confused Jerk looked for a cucumber that they would often share. It was considered to be a fairly new suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who expected it would be amazing. A cucumber being the chosen item.
The Confused Jerk needed a can of coke that they sometimes cuddle. It might be an odd idea, to me, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a can of coke would be the item that was selected.