A Purple Hedgehog carried a lava lamp that they would often demolish. This seems to be a curious thought, to my grandma, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a lava lamp having that done to it
A Purple Hedgehog desperately wanted a pencil sharpener that they liked to sleep with. It might have been a fairly original approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener was the chosen item.
A Purple Hedgehog desperately searched for a magic 8 ball that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been an astonishing exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Hedgehog, who feels that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball being the thing opted for.
A Purple Hedgehog often carried a cucumber that they would often put down their trousers. It is a weird activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber is the thing to select.
A Purple Hedgehog desperately wanted a helmet to rub on his belly. It should have been a surprising exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. Who would have thought, a helmet would be the item chosen.
A Purple Hedgehog had a piece of paper that they would occasionally smash. This seems a curious idea, to some, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper being the thing opted for.