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His Funny Giraffe wanted a toilet brush that they would hug. It should have been a fairly original exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed it was miraculous. Who would have thought, a toilet brush being the thing selected.

His Funny Giraffe desperately desired a crown to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly surprising action, to my children, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that it was in fact, breathtaking. Remarkably, a crown would be the item that was selected.

His Funny Giraffe always carried a set square that they liked to put in the bath with him. It is a bizarre proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that this idea is stunning. Strangely, a set square would be the item chosen.

His Funny Giraffe searched for a can of Tango that they would sometimes throw. This seems to be a peculiar exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Giraffe, who feels that it was in fact, sublime. Bizarrely, a can of Tango would be the item chosen.

His Funny Giraffe desperately desired a hat to break. This seems a fairly astonishing suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that it was in fact, awesome. Strangely, a hat was the thing that was selected.

His Funny Giraffe desperately looked for a sack of potatoes that they would often smash. It should have been a fairly odd approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. A sack of potatoes was the item that was selected.

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