The Bum Loving Ogre desperately searched for a helmet that they would drop. It would have been a fairly exciting thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a helmet is the item that was chosen.
The Bum Loving Ogre desperately desired a bag of poop that they would occasionally throw. This seems to be a fairly odd operation, to me, but not to the Ogre, who felt that this idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop is the thing to choose.
The Bum Loving Ogre desperately wanted a wig that they would often cuddle. This seems to be a fairly exciting thought, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a wig of all things.
The Bum Loving Ogre always kept a sponge that they would sometimes eat. It would have been a fairly strange proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who expected that it was in fact, fun. Strangely, a sponge being the item selected.
The Bum Loving Ogre often carried a sponge to insert somewhere. This is certainly an extraordinary operation, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it would be spectacular. Honestly, a sponge would be the thing that was opted for.
The Bum Loving Ogre desperately needed a radiator that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly unusual approach to life, to you, but not to the Ogre, who felt that this idea is amazing. Strangely, a radiator being the thing opted for.