Stupid Jerk always carried a bag of poop to embrace. It was a fairly bizarre suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a bag of poop is the item to select.
Stupid Jerk desperately searched for a wig to share. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a wig would be the item chosen.
Stupid Jerk desperately desired a pen to annihilate One might say this is a curious approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it would be amazing. Remarkably, a pen would be the item that was selected.
Stupid Jerk desperately looked for a tomato that they would often try to balance on their head. It should have been an extraordinary activity, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato would be the thing that was chosen.
Stupid Jerk wanted a hat that they would sometimes drop. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was amazing. A hat was the item that was selected.
Stupid Jerk carried a spade that they would put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly exciting activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a spade would be the chosen thing.