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The Weary Orangutan always kept a pint of beer that they would sometimes smash. This seems to be an exciting approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a pint of beer would be the item that was opted for.

The Weary Orangutan craved for a bottle of coke that they liked to smash. This might appear to be a fairly strange proposal, to me, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided it would be magnificent. Remarkably, a bottle of coke was the thing that was selected.

The Weary Orangutan always had with them a bag of poop that they would try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a fairly different operation, to many, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop being the chosen item.

The Weary Orangutan needed a little monkey that they would occasionally sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary idea, to you and me, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed it was miraculous. Strangely, a little monkey would be the item that was selected.

The Weary Orangutan desperately wanted a tomato to put in the bath with him. It would have been a bizarre thought, to me and my children, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato was the thing that was selected.

The Weary Orangutan always carried a cheese grater that they liked to sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly exciting approach to life, to my children, but not to the Orangutan, who considered it was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater being the thing selected.

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