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His Big Reindeer found a spade that they would occasionally smash. This might appear to be a surprising idea, to my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that this idea was fun. Strangely, a spade being the thing selected.

His Big Reindeer owned a set square that they sometimes break. This is certainly a fairly bizarre action, to many, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a set square would be the thing that was chosen.

His Big Reindeer needed a cheese grater that they sometimes worship. It should have been a bizarre action, to most, but not to the Reindeer, who thought it would be wonderful. A cheese grater would be the thing that was opted for.

His Big Reindeer desperately needed a bag of poop that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might have been a fairly peculiar suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a bag of poop was the thing that was selected.

His Big Reindeer wanted a sack of potatoes to sit and look at. It should have been a fairly different approach to life, to most, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was chosen.

His Big Reindeer carried a radiator to worship. This might appear to be a new action, to most, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a radiator was the thing that was opted for.

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