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The Different Nerd needed a pint of cider that they would sometimes sleep with. One might say this is a peculiar proposal, to many, but not to the Nerd, who feels that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a pint of cider is the thing to choose.

The Different Nerd needed a toilet brush to play with. It was considered to be a fairly exciting approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who feels it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a toilet brush is the item to opt for.

The Different Nerd desperately wanted a computer that they would often cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly original action, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who expected that this idea was fun. Honestly, a computer would be the thing that was chosen.

The Different Nerd had a cucumber that they would often smash. It might be an unusual action, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a cucumber would be the thing that was chosen.

The Different Nerd desperately desired a helmet that they would often experiment on. It was a weird and wonderful exercise, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who expected that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a helmet would be the item that was opted for.

The Different Nerd always carried a painting of a melon to sleep with. It should have been a fairly surprising proposal, to me, but not to the Nerd, who felt it was sublime. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon was the item that was selected.

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