My Stupid OrangutansteemCreated with Sketch.

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My Stupid Orangutan found a computer that they would sometimes throw. This might appear to be a fairly odd undertaking, to my children, but not to the Orangutan, who felt it was wonderous. Strangely, a computer is the thing to opt for.

My Stupid Orangutan desperately searched for a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes rub on his belly. This seems to be a weird and wonderful activity, to some, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awesome. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was selected.

My Stupid Orangutan always carried a stretchman that they would annihilate One might consider this to be a fairly surprising exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a stretchman is the thing that was chosen.

My Stupid Orangutan desperately looked for a teapot to play with. This seems an unusual operation, to some, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that this idea was the most awesome idea. A teapot being the thing opted for.

My Stupid Orangutan looked for a cheese grater that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly exciting approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who expected it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater being the thing selected.

My Stupid Orangutan needed a set square that they liked to demolish. It might have been an exciting operation, to most, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. A set square being the thing opted for.

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