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A Weary Lunatic desperately needed a crown that they would break. One might consider this to be a fairly weird suggestion, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks it was sublime. Bizarrely, a crown would be the chosen thing.

A Weary Lunatic desperately needed a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a peculiar idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes of all things.

A Weary Lunatic owned a bag of poop that they would try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a new exercise, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a bag of poop would be the item that was opted for.

A Weary Lunatic needed a painting of a melon that they would sleep with. It would be an original thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that this idea was wonderful. Honestly, a painting of a melon would be the item that was opted for.

A Weary Lunatic found a melon to smash. This seems a fairly peculiar operation, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a melon is the thing that was chosen.

A Weary Lunatic searched for a melon that they liked to worship. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed it would be wonderful. Who would have imagined, a melon was the item that was opted for.

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