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The Funny Elf desperately desired a can of coke that they liked to put on his head. This could be considered a weird operation, to many, but not to the Elf, who expected that it was in fact, fun. Bizarrely, a can of coke is the item to select.

The Funny Elf always kept a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It is a peculiar activity, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who expected that it was in fact, fun. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand being the chosen item.

The Funny Elf found a toilet brush that they would sometimes embrace. One might find this to be a fairly unusual exercise, to me, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. A toilet brush of all things.

The Funny Elf always had with them a painting of a melon that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a strange exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was sublime. A painting of a melon is the thing to choose.

The Funny Elf looked for a sword to throw. It was an astonishing operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a sword would be the item that was chosen.

The Funny Elf wanted a piece of paper that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It might have been a bizarre thought, to many, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea was amazing. Honestly, a piece of paper is the thing that was chosen.

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