Troubled Newt craved for a rubber chicken that they would often throw. It was a fairly strange thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who thought that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken would be the item that was selected.
Troubled Newt desperately desired a CD player that they sometimes sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly unusual undertaking, to my children, but not to the Newt, who felt it would be wonderous. A CD player would be the chosen thing.
Troubled Newt searched for a magic 8 ball that they would often try to nail to the wall. It should be a fairly different exercise, to some, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball is the thing to choose.
Troubled Newt owned a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes demolish. It is considered to be an original thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was selected.
Troubled Newt wanted a melon that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a surprising idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who had decided it would be awesome. Who would have thought, a melon being the chosen thing.
Troubled Newt craved for a stapler that they would often put on his head. It should have been an original activity, to some, but not to the Newt, who feels that it was in fact, miraculous. Remarkably, a stapler of all things.