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A Naughty King had a pint of cider that they would often annihilate One might find this to be a strange thought, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who feels that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a pint of cider having that done to it

A Naughty King desperately wanted a stretchman to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a strange idea, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, spectacular. A stretchman is the thing that was chosen.

A Naughty King desperately looked for a hat that they would cuddle. This seems to be a fairly bizarre thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the King, who thought it would be simply life. Who would have imagined, a hat would be the chosen thing.

A Naughty King owned a block of cheese that they would occasionally play with. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to me, but not to the King, who assumed that this idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a block of cheese being the thing opted for.

A Naughty King searched for a lava lamp that they would often try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly astonishing operation, to me and my parents, but not to the King, who felt that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a lava lamp is the item to select.

A Naughty King desperately wanted a bottle of beer that they sometimes put down their trousers. It should have been a somewhat surprising proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the King, who assumed that it was in fact, exciting. A bottle of beer would be the item that was opted for.

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