The Confused DogsteemCreated with Sketch.

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The Confused Dog always had with them a stretchman that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It is a funny operation, to you and me, but not to the Dog, who thought that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman is the item that was chosen.

The Confused Dog desperately searched for a sword that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This seems a fairly surprising operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dog, who thought that it was in fact, exciting. Remarkably, a sword would be the item that was chosen.

The Confused Dog often carried a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes drop. This is certainly a fairly original proposal, to most, but not to the Dog, who had decided it was simply life. Strangely, a magic 8 ball of all things.

The Confused Dog desperately searched for a pint of beer that they would sometimes drop. It would have been a curious activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a pint of beer would be the item that was opted for.

The Confused Dog carried a crown that they liked to put on his head. This could be considered a weird and wonderful activity, to my mum, but not to the Dog, who felt it was fun. Who would have thought, a crown would be the chosen thing.

The Confused Dog desperately wanted a hat that they liked to experiment on. It should have been a fairly bizarre proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who assumed that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a hat is the item to choose.

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