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Her Confused Elf desperately searched for a CD player that they liked to break. It would have been a fairly extraordinary proposal, to me, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea is miraculous. Bizarrely, a CD player was the chosen thing.

Her Confused Elf desperately wanted a set square that they would sometimes drop. It should be a strange proposal, to some, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea is magnificent. A set square being the thing opted for.

Her Confused Elf desperately looked for a can of Tango that they would occasionally sleep with. It would be an unusual undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who thought it would be awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango is the thing that was chosen.

Her Confused Elf always carried a lava lamp that they would annihilate It would have been a peculiar suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a lava lamp would be the item that was chosen.

Her Confused Elf always carried a computer that they sometimes put down their trousers. It was a new approach to life, to many, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it was miraculous. Strangely, a computer was the thing that was opted for.

Her Confused Elf desperately searched for a sword that they would occasionally break. This seems to be a fairly funny action, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderous. Strangely, a sword would be the chosen thing.

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