A Lonely Scammer desired a big sponge that they liked to throw. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre idea, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a big sponge was the thing that was selected.
A Lonely Scammer always had with them a bottle of beer that they liked to break. This is certainly a fairly exciting thought, to me, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was magnificent. Strangely, a bottle of beer is the item that was chosen.
A Lonely Scammer looked for a melon that they would sometimes throw. This is certainly a fairly weird activity, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who feels that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a melon would be the item that was selected.
A Lonely Scammer desperately desired a cheese grater that they would often throw. It might have been a fairly new activity, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion it would be amazing. A cheese grater being the thing selected.
A Lonely Scammer had a can of coke that they would sometimes embrace. It was a fairly peculiar undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke being the thing opted for.
A Lonely Scammer needed a custard pie that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It might have been a somewhat surprising suggestion, to many, but not to the Scammer, who feels that this idea is wonderful. Who would have thought, a custard pie is the item that was chosen.