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Her Grumpy Elf desperately needed a sword that they would insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who thinks it would be awesome. Bizarrely, a sword is the thing that was chosen.

Her Grumpy Elf needed a computer that they sometimes put on his head. One might say this is a fairly different suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a computer is the item to choose.

Her Grumpy Elf desperately craved for a hat that they would sometimes demolish. It might have been a fairly bizarre thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. A hat was the item that was selected.

Her Grumpy Elf always carried a block of cheese that they would often worship. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese is the item to choose.

Her Grumpy Elf desperately wanted a lava lamp that they would sometimes cuddle. This seems to be a fairly funny action, to many, but not to the Elf, who expected it was fun. A lava lamp is the item to select.

Her Grumpy Elf desperately needed a pint of cider that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly funny thought, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who assumed it would be wonderful. Who would have thought, a pint of cider would be the item that was chosen.

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