What can I learn in one minute that will be useful for the rest of my life?

What can I learn in one minute that will be useful for the rest of my life?
If you're ever caught falling asleep at your desk at work, just say "They told me at the blood bank that this happens."
When the power goes out, search for WiFi networks on your phone to see if everyone's power is off
Alleviating road rage by pretending that every donkey driver really needs to poop.
If you want to maintain good posture, pretend your nipples have lasers coming out of them and you have to point them at the person's head.
Before getting out of the shower, wipe off body water with hands and towel dry.
If you want to attract better people, focus on them, think, read and find them in this app.
If your car is overheating, turn your heat on full blast. When you turn on the heat in a car, it draws heat from the engine into the cab, thus cooling the engine.
Press "s" while watching Netflix on a computer to skip the intro
If you don't know whether you should use the word effect or effect, just use effect.
When shopping for bedding, look for striped items. This will make it easier to find the long and short sides.
If you accidentally press the spacebar and scroll down the page, you can press Shift+Space and go back to where you were.
Do not store your banking information in online stores. It makes impulse buying more difficult if you have to track your wallet.
If you keep a baseball bat in your car for protection, put a sock over it. If they catch the bat, they just get the sock, and you get another swing.
Finally filling in the 'To' field of an email.
When shopping online, leave items in the shopping cart for a while. There's a good chance the website is tracking it, and will lower the price overtime to entice you to buy.
If your colleague ever calls in sick, you can do the same 1-3 days later. Your boss will think you have the same thing and it's "going around the office".
Blink rapidly for a minute before bed to tire yourself out.
When lending a pen or marker without a cap, you're more likely to get it back.
If you have a bit of a double chin or want to define your jaw line more in the photo, place your tongue on the roof of your mouth.
Whenever you accidentally set off your smoke alarm, give your pets a treat so they learn to come to you when there's actually a fire and you need to escape.
Remember that one 18-inch pizza is more pizza than two 12-inch pizzas.
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