My entry:

In a far away land
Where water is the land
Where fish is our meat
And where the roaring of waves
Is music all day long

That is where I built my home
In a land where no one treads
Surrounded by unnatural nature
And beauty all day long.

I have a boat as my car
And a paddle for my engine
I brave the seas all the time
I cook the fish that fall for my bait
And dine in my watery abode so strong