Just today, these ridiculous ants sent out horrible fart,
They first started again with their usual annoying bite.
The school teacher knows how their noise terrorise
And the school teacher knows how to ebb the rise.
Today, I came in joyous, the class looked unhealthy to me
I requested for the names on duty, so I could let others be
But they collectively agreed to bear the brunt and remained quiet
Then I thundered. And threatened to report them to aunty Juliet.
Aunty Juliet is a no-nonsense teacher who doesn't spare the rod
And who does not even care whether an ant is rich or from a wealthy hole
Or not. She is a noble woman. A picture of a female fearless god.
When they heard the name of the aunty-tigress, their plea touched my soul.
I gave them two minutes to sweep their unkept room
They collectively and dutifully swept it. And just in a jiffy a quiet gas came,
An ungodly and thickened one that made me zoom
Out from the class for my dear life. And agreed farts can make one lame.
