Sports without Juevos!

in hive-196481 •  5 years ago 

So many types of sports! There is an almost cultish devotion to the ones involving balls. Think about Football, Soccer, Basketball etc...... They all need something spherical or oblong or ballish to make the sport happen. I bring to you a buffet of Sports that do not require balls at all.

Here's a list of sports that don't require balls (because making lists is easy and fun!):

  1. Frisbee: Frisbees are flat disks that you throw. They're like if you take balls and smash them flat. Luckily you can play frisbee with just about any disk. Plastic frisbees are good, but you can use a pizza or a plate if you're in a pinch.

  2. Ultimate Frisbee: Like frisbee but more EXTREME! Sick flips, hard tackles, and dodging projectiles.

  3. UFC: Continuing the ULTIMATE theme, we have UFC. This is a sport where living advertisements fight each other with Brazilian Ju-Juitsu. Both fighters spend most of the time on their backs.

  4. Competitive eating: All you need is a lot of food. Eat it quicker than everyone else. You can even compete against animals like bears and hamsters. It is not exactly a healthy sport/game but to each their own I guess. O.o

  1. Mayan Basketball: Don't let the name confuse you, this game does not use balls, it uses human heads. Clearly different.
    This is a Historical Ancient Sport and this is by far not the only culture that dribbled or kicked with Craniums......."Good Old Days, Right?"

So just remember, if you can't find a Basketball, don't let that stop you from being sporty!
(giphy, please remember good sportsmanship is the real win!)

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I don't believe that Mayans did the head basketball thing.

It was all fake news produced by Spanish conquistadors!

How could the Spanish conquistadors spread the fake news if their heads were being used as basketballs?

They weren't.

In fact, the monks in their ranks served as a marketing and PR department. When they came home to Spain they spread fake news about these savages.

It was exactly like spreading democracy in our era.

lol, this sounds vaguely similar to the hype on shitcoins as well, lulz

I personally like golf.

I like mini-golf where you have to try to dodge mini wind mills and go through plastic alligators and stuff
good to see ya' capn' been awhile

Clever!

thanks, gotta have fun with prices so so low :)

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