Rating: 3/5
AKA: Tenney Pin Alley
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New year, back to the old shit log grind with another Kevin Tenney film review.
A group of teenage spergs go to local haunt known as Hull House for a Halloween party.
But this shindig proves to be their undoing when they summon some demon reject puppet from the Dark Crystal.
I mean it fucking looks like it belongs in Dark Crystal so whatever.
We get a really cool group of characters though:
“Shut up and drive bitch!”
Even Lloyd from Witchboard/Witchtrap fame is back chilling in a convenience store watching ass.
Ya know, the best part of the movie is the teenagers, and not the actual demon shit. This should have been the live action movie version of Maniac Mansion.
No fucks given about the demon or the make up FX – Give me 3 hours of Stooge wearing that pig nose and drinking beer instead.
Though, the disappearing titty lipstick FX is still pretty cool.
“I’m alive!”
Final Word –
MRHELLBOX – Stooge really double downed on that lesbian mullet, and ya know what? Baller. – 3/5
DRUNKEN MASTER – Kevin Tenney fucked up – I would have brought a Witchboard into this bitch and summoned up Malfador.
Demons Vs. Malfador, now that’s a movie that needs to get made. - 3/5
PRINCE PECTORALS – I like Stooges fit man – He just needs to maintain and do a few cut meals to really pop that anarchist symbol. - 3/5
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