We fight for the world's rights! We fight for Humanity! Forget our own bloody past! Social warrior's to the rescue! We are humanists! We use western philosophy and logic to understand the minds of those who wish to eradicate us from different parts of the world.
It's mental health day! Let's talk! Oh hey, why so glum? Put down that gun and lets talk it out! All differences can be worked out. We are all HUMAN!
"Look over there! The middle east is such a clusterphuk! We know what requires peace! Disarming is the answer! We are peaceful people ourselves, so we understand what is good for the world. You know, we love the immigrant who takes over more Native Land. That happened like 100s of years ago! Omg Omg Omg I need to put down my Starbucks coffee! The Bachelor is on!"