My Puns (Part 4 of too many)steemCreated with Sketch.

in humor •  6 years ago 

Is being a fly on that wall so much better than being a fly in the ointment? I guess the grass is always greener.. before you mow it.

When you want to find something out.. you say "I'll get to the bottom of this!", but also, you could say "I'm on top of it!". Maybe the ones who jump in the Middle of things instead are the wisest? But, I think Outside the box.. run and tell that, Homeboy!

If the early bird catches the worm... what does the early worm catch? I must know!!

To air is human. To water..well, that's a little too fishy for me.

Can oxiclean get rid of oxymorons? If so, can "clean" get rid of "morons"? Just using simple math here. This post was as cold as ice.. I know..

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