My Puns (Part 9 of too many)steemCreated with Sketch.

in humor •  6 years ago 

So.. if your friends fall down a well, do you call 911 and say "I've got friends in low places..!"?

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make 'em sink..

Is it possible to walk in circles while thinking outside the box? If you are able to, then things are probably shaping up for you.

They used to tell me to sit up straight.. and on occasion, I would rise to the challenge. Yup, straight up.

Aww FUDGE!! I have no more fudge! =(.

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