Customer: I hope they're giving you something for being here on christmas eve.
Me: They are. :-)
Customer: What's that?
Me: Headaches. :-D :-D :-D
Customer: :-D :-D :-D
Customer: I should think those would be free.
Me: Not for me. I WORK for my headaches.......
It was a gay old time. Trust me. He laughed. I laughed. It was great.