Reg and Derek get drunk...part 2

in humor •  7 years ago  (edited)

......Reg went back to see Gerald....

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“They might do,” said Gerald, “Let me think...”. He thought. For loooong time. Pondering...

(Reg thought he might have fallen asleep again...)

“They might not, either,“ Gerald finally said, -" I dunno to be honest. Truth be told - I'm always too drunk to ever really notice.
Maybe they do come to think of it and that's why Ethel keeps telling me to piss off...”

"OK," Reg said, " Can you pass me some of green things for us to try, if you don't mind? I need a lot for Derek. He eats lots.
Not bears though! never bears, oh no, not ever bears..He's a pescetarian.
If it's not fishy smelling, he doesn't like it, basically. "

"That's a good philosophy," Said Gerald, laughing to himself.

Approximately three hours later, Gerald had managed to pull himself off his sleeping post, and moved a whole three yards to a branch with lots of green things on it..

He started dropping them down to Reg, one... green.....thing..... at..... a....... time...

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To be continued.....eventually......when Gerald has dropped enough green things down to Reg, and not before...

Then it will be continued...

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My GOSH!! Ahahahahah

I was already laughing when I saw Gerald without even reading a thing!! Ahahahaha Reg is SO patient :D Love, love, love Gerald (and his name!!)

....make sure you read part 1 ! lol

Ow ... straight away!

please don't upvote it! - I'm getting embarrassed ! lol

This appears to be some postmodern Tao of Pooh type stuff...
If I don't have to truly 'understand' it, then I can dig it!
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it not postmodern anything - Don't try to understand it too much... it's just a really silly story, that I'm having great fun doing!

I wish you many happy keystrokes...
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