Yup! Since I suspect nobody knows and no one ever noticed this before. "I almost never publish articles on Saturdays" And basically, not during the weekends either. But now that I'm telling you this, you could wonder ¿Why?
Well, this is actually an interesting story. Although a very long one to tell here today. And since this is neither too glamorous nor positive to lift anyone's spirits for a relaxing weekend. For now, I will leave things as they are and I will meditate a bit later about whether I will tell you the true facts in more detail one of these days in the future.
Hence, better let's skim through this illustrated children's book, page after page right now.
On weekends, sometimes I feel like I'm floating over the fluffy clouds. And all of the sudden when I look down.. ¡I wonder!
But yeah, we all know that clouds don't talk. They just silently mutate, evolve and change shapes all the time. So, suddenly, very soon we realize that it's just us who are amazed and have some fun with the bizarre behaviors and naive cheats that some people try. To make us believe that their weekend has been way better than mine, yours and anyone around.
Then, you have no choice but to see them with the deepest patience and understanding through the eyes of a true Zen Master. Yes, with the same Zen Master Eyes as when Mom is taking charge of making you a new hairstyle on a weekend.
Therefore, it doesn't take you long to know that these selfie freaks, they are always victims of despair when they go to the toilet and forgot to take their mobile phone with them and now they have nothing at hand to read or post online.
But yes, now talking seriously. Considering that I am totally out of practice in creating and publishing meaningful articles on saturdays. I suppose, I should tell you how I look at this moment typing this tale while I'm looking myself in the mirror.
This is not the craziest post I have ever posted on steemit. Nor will it be the last. But if only I could snatch you a smile through this entire illustrated nonsense. I will feel satisfied to have been able to make you click on my clickbait title and grateful for having your attention until here this far. In what I bet has been my first post published on a Saturday since I'm in steemit.
So, let's see if this rare, atypical and out of the ordinary post influences in something to change the usual lack of comments and interaction in my content from now on. Because I'm starting to believe that there is nothing that mutes people more than when you invite them to give their opinion about what you've just said showing always an extravagant & Delightfully Cranky sense of humor.
Yes. I suppose it's not going to be too hard to get close enough to me to sigh in my ear what you think about this post without let others finding out what you've told to me. Because after 15 months writing and sharing stuff on this platform, looks that most, if anything, they rather will prefer to send me an email.
So, to free you from all fear to approach me and comment. Just listen this special cute version of Here Comes The Sun in the 'Abstract Aural Bit' of this illustrated post. To get you in the mood to shamelessly store your voice into the steem blockchain for posterity like a lovely parrot.
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