Call Roto-Rooter: From the 'Thanks Butt No Thanks' Files

in humor •  7 years ago 

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I'm so sick today I can barely sit up straight... So before I go back to bed, I thought I'd offer this piece of humor (maybe It'll make you laugh- I seem incapable). I have a chapter of the Night Gods ready to go, but I'm too sick to type it in... Anyway, this gives a new meaning to "hits the spot" (I hope) it's not a spot I want hit!!!

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Hope your feeling better :)

Thank you my friend... I'm fine today.

That's good news :)

First of all I hope you are better soon and then I can just say O MY.......

Hope you are feeling better, you succeeded in giving a laugh.
Is this what they meant when they said to stick it up your arse?

Much better thanks! Either that or what they mean by "sit on it!"

Glad you're feeling better. And especially glad this thing wasn't part of the cure.

The only way anybody is going to use that on me is if they kill me first!

Morbid, and gross!!!

Oh, I'm so sorry about it:( I hope you'll better soon. November is rather difficult: wet, dark and cold. Take care of yourself. Remember: Bruno needs you. And we also think about you every day.

Gives meaning to the words, "Sit on it, and spin"

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No other appliance in the world is so constructed....and hopefully it'll never be!
I'm so sorry to hear that. I hope you feel better soon. Take care.

I hope your well Rich