A fun way to deal with telemarketers!

in humor •  7 years ago 

When you get a telemarketing call, Just say: 'It's done like we agreed; but there's Blood everywhere...." Then hang up! :)

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oh man! and you've done this to those poor marketers who are just trying to make a living? from India?

Yes, that's the guy! They always try to convince me they are local too...hy mi namme is Bob! :)

exactly..when we were in real estate one of the largest processing companies of bank-owned properties was based in India and their people would use American icon names like John Wayne! I guess they were trying to fool us but it was such a pitiful joke!

Wouldn't honesty be a nice change? :)

Yes I am from India, but I really will help you....

well normally we couldn't understand a word they were saying so we'd ask them to email us and that worked. but as far as salesmen forget it!
but we had to deal with these people.

Lately, I have been getting calls offering to help refinance my student loan debt. I haven't had any in decades, so it is obvious that they are trying to get personal information. Their phone numbers (as they show up) are always bad numbers. SO, I give them random numbers, which I write down so I get the right number of digits. I fill out their loan application, with BS: and let them stew on it. Now THAT'S pure Fun!

@smithlabs you are a little twisted!

Thank you, I try!

:)

Might have the cops showing up. Just tell them the situation is under control, the mess is all cleaned up. @ironshield

Nice, think they'd buy it? :)

I am on the no call list, maybe I could have them arrested?