Stupid Questions 307

American pop star and home girl Pink, "Climacophilia" and “Coprophilia” aren’t mentioned in this edition of the series. Nothing here but stupid questions. Here they are, ladies and gents!

“What Kind of Fool?” (How many kinds are there?)

“What’s your sign? Is it ‘Yield’? Huh huh huh huh.”--Beavis & Butthead

Is it true that we may love with our hearts, but first we lust with our eyes?

Did you hear about the rare Pokemon at the strip club?
(It’s called Assclapatus.)

Is it true that “showering a woman with love” does not mean m@sturbating on her while she is sleeping?

Is it true that if you go to urgent care and pretend you lost your tampon you get a free fingerbang covered by your insurance?

"What Do I Have to Do?" (Well, at least buy me dinner…)

What part of the word “illegal” do some people STILL not get? (En Espanol: ¿Qué parte “illegal” no lo entiendes?)

Would it really disappoint you if I didn’t ask the traditional lesbian question?

Did you hear about the guy who was so nervous he wore his seatbelt to a drive-in movie?

Does anyone miss the traditional foot fetish stuff when it’s not included (and would you even admit it)?

Sexist Stupid Question: Ever see a woman who can keep her mouth shut?

Why do feet smell and noses run?

Did you know my p*nis is so polite it stands up just so ladies have a place to sit?

What do you call it when a man orgasms in 3.1415 seconds?
(Cream pi.)

“If everything is part of a whole, what is the whole part of?”--Ashleigh Brilliant

"What You Waiting For?" (I’m waiting for you to take your clothes off and lock the door.)

Are any of you tired of these stupid questions yet?

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