Stupid Questions 309

in humor •  last year 

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American singer-songwriter and actress Joan Jett and “Formicophilia” aren’t mentioned much in this edition of the series. Still nothing here but stupid questions. Here they are, ladies and gents!

“Do Ya?”


Why does the sun lighten my hair, but darken my skin?

Why do "wise guy" and "wise man" mean entirely different things?


Is it true that p*ssy is like a hot dog?
(You know a lot of nasty stuff has gone into it but you eat it anyway?)

Is it true that life is like a d*ck? Sometimes it’s up, sometimes it’s down, but it won’t be hard forever?


Why is the Hulk so good at advertising?
(Because he’s a giant Banner.)

What part of the word “illegal” do some people still not understand? (En Espanol: ¿Qué parte “illegal” no lo entiendes?)


Why do people say something is out of whack? What exactly is a whack?

"Where Is the Feeling?"

Sandra asked: “If a knight in Prague dons his armor, does that mean the Czech is in the mail?”


Why do people put shirts in a suitcase, and put suits in a garment bag?

Jesse asked: Isn’t it funny that the federal government--which has “Tomahawk” cruise missles, “Apache”, “Blackhawk”, “Kiowa” and “Lakota” helicopters, AND used the code word “Geronimo” on the attack that killed Osama bin Laden--officially objects to the name of the Washington Redskins?

Would it really disappoint you if I didn’t ask the traditional lesbian question?

Why does it take 15 minutes to cook Minute Rice?

Does anyone miss the traditional foot fetish material when it’s not included (and would you even admit it)?

Why does anyone need an appointment to see a psychic?

gorilla-glue.jpgWhy doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

“Is It Alright?”

Are any of you tired of these stupid questions yet?

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