Stupid Questions 312

in humor •  last year  (edited)

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Famous family member Tiffany Trump, and “Gerontophilia” aren’t mentioned in this edition of the series. Still nothing here but stupid questions. Here they are, boys and goils!

“Do U Lie?”


Why do some people like doing it in front of a mirror?

Someone on the PlentyOfFish dating site once asked me: “What do you like in a woman?”
(Was it wrong for me to reply: "My thick, hard, cut, d*ck"?)


Why do we "bake" cookies and not "cook" cookies?

You do realize I generally do not write most of this stuff, right?


What part of the word “illegal” do some people STILL not get? (En Espanol: ¿Qué parte “illegal” no lo entiendes?)

“Why Do Rainbows Die?”

If male nudists put sunscreen on their p*nises , do they ever get overly protective and have "accidents"? Do they then just rub everything in, and hope others think it's ALL suntan lotion? What SPF is baby-batter anyway?

Have I mentioned lesbians yet?

Do you remember the first time you were drunk and decided to take a leak in a moving elevator? If so, did you p*ss in the BACK or did you just p-ss towards the doors? If you whizzed towards the door did you have that moment of discovery when you realized you would have to be really careful trying to get out of the elevator?

Does anyone miss the traditional butt stuff when it’s not included (and would you even admit it)?

Is it true that if two women can make each other orgasm by scissoring then no woman should complain about d*ck size?


When you date a woman who usually doesn't wear panties do you find it really sexy when she actually wears panties?

“Can I Play With U?”

Are any of you tired of these stupid questions yet?

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