Canadian actress Rachel McAdams, and “Lithophilia” aren’t mentioned much in this edition of the series. Still nothing here but stupid questions. Here they are, peeps!
What job function does a blonde usually hold in an M&M factory?
(Proofreading.)
Did you hear about the lady in Birmingham, Alabama who changed her name from Dorothy Lola Killingworth to Jesus Christ?
Where do forest rangers go to “get away from it all”?
Why are hemorrhoids not called “assteroids”?
What part of the word “illegal” do some people STILL not get? (En Espanol: ¿Qué parte “illegal” no lo entiendes?)
What do you do when we see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
Does anyone faithfully research the “quoted” terms in the introduction?
Why do some gas stations lock their bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will try to clean them?
If a turtle no longer has a shell, is it homeless or naked or both?
If people in online “religious forums” don’t believe in God, then why are they there in the first place? Do they just want to be @ssholes and rain on everyone's parade or are they secretly hoping to be converted?
How is it ever possible to have a civil war?
If your evil spawn child pulls the wings off a fly does that then make the fly a walk?
Guys, if a doctor gives you a rectal exam and you get an erection does that mean you’re at the very least subconsciously bisexual?
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
Are any of you tired of these stupid questions yet?
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