English actress Florence Hunt, Groundhog Day, my upcoming birthday, and “Sploshing” aren’t mentioned in this edition of the series. Still nothing here but more stupid questions. Here they are, folks!
Stupid Pick-up Line Question: Hey are your parents retarded?
(Because you're special.)
Is it true that nice girls blush when they see porn but naughty girls smile because they think they can do it better?
Stupid Pick-up Line Question 2: Did you just sit in a pile of sugar?
(Because you got a pretty sweet @ss!)
What part of the word “illegal” do some people STILL not get? (En Espanol: ¿Qué parte “illegal” no lo entiendes?)
Is it true that God created the orgasm so that women can moan even when they’re happy?
Stupid Pick-up Line Question 3: My d*ck just died; can I bury it in you?
If I posted a mailing address would any of you female readers send your well-worn panties in a Ziploc bag? Would any of you send your well-worn socks, pantyhose or stockings? Do I even have any female followers after posting those questions?
Stupid Pick-up Line Question 4: Are you a termite?
(Because you’re about to have a mouthful of wood.)
Stupid Pick-up Line Question 5: Do you wanna play “War”?
(I’ll lay on the ground and then you blow the f*ck out of me.)
Stupid Pick-up Line Question 6: Are you a concrete mixer?
(Because you make me hard.)
Seriously, y’all know I do not write most of this stuff, right?
Stupid Pick-up Line Question 7: My name is Skittles; wanna taste my rainbow?
Are any of you tired of these stupid questions yet?
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