Stupid Questions 331

in humor •  9 months ago  (edited)

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American actress Dakota Fanning and “Stygiophilia” aren’t mentioned in this edition of the series. Still nothing here but stupid questions. Here they are, boys and girls!

“Did You Ever Love A Woman?”


Do you remember the first time someone besides a parent spanked you? Did you like it?

Does anyone else think the face of the current Burger King is really disturbing?


How many drinks does it take to turn a "NO” into a "MAYBE" ladies? How many does it take to turn a "NO" into a "YES"?

What part of the word “illegal” do some people STILL not get?


Does anyone know how to get "boy batter" stains out of t-shirts? (Uh . . . I'm asking for a friend, okay?)

“Who Killed Mr. Moonlight?”

How many two-cent stamps are there in a dozen?

Would you ever miss it if I forgot to post anything about lesbians?

When did the word "gay" go from "happy" to "I'm a guy and I suck d**k?

If all the fat women in the world have big bones or thyroid problems and everyone else is so health-conscious then who the h*ll is keeping McDonalds in business anyway?

Why do I always forget to NOT just wear sandals when I go somewhere that I will have to use a urinal? Is that why I often see old men wearing socks with their sandals? Are they finally tired of feeling their tinkle spritzing onto their toes?

Does anyone miss the foot fetish material when it isn’t included?

Did you ever go somewhere and notice a group of divorcees sitting around whining and complaining about their ex-husbands? If they are so miserable now that they are single and free how bad were they when they were still married?

“Why Does Everything Happen To Me?”


Are any of you tired of these stupid questions yet?

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